View Full Version : Police work - worth the read

27-10-2011, 20:49
Police work must be entertaining as well as dangerous. In summary, the
police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch
12.01 A.M. On Friday.

On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (Georgia) Courthouse, Lawrence was charged
with lewd and lascivious Behaviour, public indecency, and public

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home
from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is
soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I
thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated in a telephone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked
out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in
it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. 'Guess I was really into it,
you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching
police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor
approached him.

'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I
walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.' Officer
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.

'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked
me straight in the face and said... 'A pumpkin? Shit ... Is it midnight

the nowed serpent
27-10-2011, 22:55

27-10-2011, 22:58
quality :lol4:

28-10-2011, 00:22
ROFL funny as ****!!!!!!! Nice one :cool: :cool:

28-10-2011, 18:49
It's an american joke and as they have no sense of humour I failed to laugh